Monkey Slipper

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When your girlfriend takes a dump in her hand and lovingly strokes your manhood to ejaculation.

So, my girl had Chipotle yesterday and worked up a wicked feces... so rather than waste the dookie baby that spilled forth from her loins, I recommended she give me a sloppy monkey slipper.

Monkey Slipper by MonkeyDump August 20, 2013

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super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

super market monkey slapper by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

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monkey slapper

Some one who masturbates to much.

Fred is a total monkey slapper

monkey slapper by assjugs July 1, 2008

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Foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper

A really gay person.A foriegn monkey who slaps boobs.

"You foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper"

Foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper by Ri-ck April 15, 2003

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Monkeyflipper

A non-dirty version of the word 'motherfucker'. Defined as a 'useless person', or sometimes for a jackass. Can be used as an expletive or a name.

The word was coined by Internet personality Toby Mobias in 2007.

*spills coffee*
Man: MONKEYFLIPPER!

Monkeyflipper by Toby Mobias August 10, 2009