Monkey Slipper

When your girlfriend takes a dump in her hand and lovingly strokes your manhood to ejaculation.

So, my girl had Chipotle yesterday and worked up a wicked feces... so rather than waste the dookie baby that spilled forth from her loins, I recommended she give me a sloppy monkey slipper.

by MonkeyDump August 20, 2013

super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

monkey slapper

Some one who masturbates to much.

Fred is a total monkey slapper

by assjugs July 1, 2008

Foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper

A really gay person.A foriegn monkey who slaps boobs.

"You foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper"

by Ri-ck April 15, 2003

Monkeyflipper

A non-dirty version of the word 'motherfucker'. Defined as a 'useless person', or sometimes for a jackass. Can be used as an expletive or a name.

The word was coined by Internet personality Toby Mobias in 2007.

*spills coffee*
Man: MONKEYFLIPPER!

by Toby Mobias August 10, 2009