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Mindphuck'd 

that awkward moment where you have no clue where you are, who you're with, or what the fuck is going on. Most serious cases of mindphuck result in: Herp Derpin', Confusion, Loss of Interest, Boredom, and many other unusual side effects. In our worst patients, being Mindphuck'd has lead to umadbro syndrome, as well as brain damage.
Guy: So how was last night?

Other dude: I slept with this girl.

Guy: How was it, bro?

Other dude: .. She wasn't a She.

Guy: ... Mindphuck'd.
Mindphuck'd by SecksieLykeabaus November 28, 2011
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Mindfuck Dubstep 

Mindfuck dubstep is a small genre of dubstep that contains many bass drops and sparatic, at times, like beats. It is similar to rave like music. Usually paired with the term "Brutal Dubstep Drops". Mindfuck Dubstep also has a more intense sound to it. With a mix of rave like music, intense sounding dubstep, and "Brutal Dubstep Drops" it truly Mindfucks the listeners.
"My favorite type of Dubstep is Mindfuck Dubstep" or "Damn, Mindfuck Dubstep gets the blood pumping."
Mindfuck Dubstep by Ogiramzai February 22, 2019

december mindfuck 

when it's close to the new year and you keep forgetting that people refer to 'next year' as a month later
Bob: "Soo yeah I guess I'll see you next year, Ted!"
Ted: "Uh whoa, buddy. Going somewhere?..."
Bob: "Naw man, I mean in a month!"
Ted: "Aw man, I just got December mindfucked!"
december mindfuck by mindfucked1000 December 23, 2010

dyslexic redneck mindfuck 

This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.
Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026