Mind Scare 

When you begin thinking dirty or inappropriate thoughts and you fall under the impression that somebody is reading your mind, and are disgusted at you.

This emotion is usually triggered from a dirty look, or a que, but usually it is actually made up to scare yourself.

Symtoms include:
Nausea
Vomiting
High blood pressure
Stroke
Awkward boner
Emotional eating

Triggers:
Your mom doing yoga
Thinking about your dog and peanut butter at the same time
Parents going through divorce

Cures:
Going to the bathroom for a few minutes
Go into room and play loud music
Play old computer games
Dream about owning a big ass chain
Bullet to the brain

Guy 1: the other day, my best friend took her top off in class when the teacher wasn't looking, and when I got home I sware my stepdad was reading my mind.

Guy 2: sounds like you became a victim of a mind scare.

Guy 1: is there any treatment?

Guy 2: I think the best course of action is a bullet to the brain.

Mind Scare by Caseyds620 January 22, 2011

mindscape 

1. The landscape of thoughs, a reification of the domain of imaginary entities, memories, feelings, ideas, fears or any other object in the mind, seen together as making up metaphoric features: forests, jungles, deserts, rivers, valleys, cloudy mountains, etc.

2. To mindscape: as to landscape, the careful trimming/shaping of ideas, memories, or other mental objects, as when "mowing the lawn", "planting bushes", and/or maintenance on existing features in the mental world.

Marcel Proust strolled in his mindscapes, to bring us his books "In Search of Lost Time".

mindscape by Jorge Marquez August 4, 2007

Mindscrew 

The only person in America that voted for Bush.

<Mindscrew> Four more years!

Mindscrew by Emmanuel Goldstein September 23, 2003

Mindshare

A meaningless word used by pretentious tossers to confuse people.

We have to factor in a mindshare to this audit.

Mindshare by getreal13 February 9, 2015