Mind Poo 

Mind poo is when you need to a do a real shit but really can not be bothered walking that whole 5 metres to the toilet. So instead of walking. You do a massive shit in your mind and hope that you no longer need to go for a shit in real life. Thinking too hard may cause you to do a real shit.

Guy 1: I really need a shit but i cant be bothered going to the toilet.
Guy 2: Dude just do a mind poo.
Guy 1: A mind what????
Guy 2: A shit in ur mind.
Guy 1: *does shit in mind* Dude that feel heaps better.

Mind Poo by ynnoj February 7, 2008

mind poop 

Advertising. Especially commercials on TV.

"MTV has more mind poop than videos."

mind poop by Shay Moto July 7, 2006