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Middlesex 4-H 

A happy place, full of friends and drama! originally a farming club it has now become more modern with cclogging, cooking, RC cars, and mini golf. At our fair, you can buy all sorts of foods, deep fried cheese cake, cat on a stick, and that stuff that looks like chicken. our teen council puts on the greatest haunted house in NJ every october.
Rachel: Boy bobby, you sure seem to be in love with that mini-golf course.
Bobby:yeah, middlesex 4-H has me hooked on it.

Laura: Abbie! we need to go get deep fried chocolate covered cheese cake on a stick.
Abbie: why?
Laura: because we are frome middlesex 4-H!

Dan: Teen councils haunted house rocks!
Heffer: I know, it's all because it was built in middlesex, by 4-Hers
Middlesex 4-H by be kool March 15, 2009
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Middlesex High School

a place where you can not only find drugs and STDs, but a place where there are no real gangsters, fat chicks blocking the hallways, and the bathrooms always smell like smoke from the hard-asses when they really need a bog.
Student1: Hey, new kid, what school did you come from?

NewKid: Nowhere, just a place called Middlesex High School.

Student1: Haha! what a doof!
Middlesex High School by Fresh_4694 January 30, 2009

Middlesex High School

A school where when there is a snow storm and we only get a delay opening. A place where the bathrooms get locked because of people smoking in them. Where people think they’re ghetto and shit. And act all tuff. This place just ain’t it. Where the hallways smell like body odor and piss. Where people don’t know how to flush🙄
Girl: “ what school do you go to”
Guy: “ Don’t laugh, but I got to Middlesex High School”
Girl: “...”
Middlesex High School by Lmaooooo461 February 12, 2019
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