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A goofy kid who is usually seen with a goofy red afro. He has a tendency to form a crush on any girl he spends more than five minutes with. He also spells his first name 'Micheal,' as opposed to the correct spelling 'Michael.' His fetishes are feet, people with big hairy vaginas, and Michael Phelps.
"I swear, that kid falls in love with a new girl every week."

"Wow, what a Micheal Loneker!"
by AreTooDeTo August 16, 2008
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