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A goofy kid who is usually seen with a goofy red afro. He has a tendency to form a crush on any girl he spends more than five minutes with. He also spells his first name 'Micheal,' as opposed to the correct spelling 'Michael.' His fetishes are feet, people with big hairy vaginas, and Michael Phelps.
"I swear, that kid falls in love with a new girl every week."

"Wow, what a Micheal Loneker!"
by AreTooDeTo August 16, 2008
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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