Michael Fastbender

When work or school obligations stop you from completing the standard three day plus bender so instead the time frame condenses and the drinking intensifies.

“Weekend bender?”
“I got work Sunday but I’m still down for a Michael Fastbender.”

Michael Fastbender by El Grande EZ May 12, 2018

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Michael Fassbender

A sexy Irish-German actor. Most famous for his performances in movies such as Hunger, Jane Eyre, 300 and X-Men: First Class as well as TV series such as Band of Brothers.

He has a notable bromance with X Men co-star James Mcavoy. Fans refer to them as 'Fassavoy' and in interviews between the two they seem to spend the whole time flirting with each other.

Due to his wide smile that shows both rows of his teeth he is often referred to as a shark.

Fangirl 1: Have you seen X-Men: First Class yet, Michael Fassbender is gorgeous in it!

Fangirl 2: I know he is such a handsome shark! And him and James Mcavoy are so obviously in love!

Michael Fassbender by SwarleyStinson July 11, 2011

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Michael Fassbender

n. the epitome of male perfection.

Popular for his cameo appearances in Jaws (as the great white shark) and Finding Nemo (as Bruce).

Michael Fassbender is absolutely attractive. I love his shark grin!

Michael Fassbender by beingboredsucks January 15, 2012

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michael fassbender

German-Irish actor who is 34 he acted in H3X, Band of Brothers, 300, HUnger, Fish Tank My opinion is he is Very Sexy, CUte, sweet, funny, fun, TALL, &Gorgeous and he can act!

also in X men:first class along w/James Mcavoy & othr actors currently dating Zoe Kravitz

Michael Fassbender'sgorgeous, green eyes sparkle along with his dashing face & smile.

michael fassbender by <3seasons&dogs June 21, 2011

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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