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Michael is a thicc horse loving Ching Chong Boi whomst parents left on the doorstep of a Wyoming whore house. There he met the love of his life. My little Bony.
Michael Carpentero Roamed around the streets looking for a suitable mate.

“Hey Ricardo, Did you hear Michael Carpenters sacrifices his brother to the Pony Gods?”
by IWishIWasThicc June 13, 2018
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