Metro D 

New Age Man with Diabetes

A Metro D typical carries a Man Bag with him 24 hours a day to ensure that all the equipment he requires to manage his Diabetes is with him all of the time. Simply carrying everything in his pockets, or a rucksack is not deemed to be Cosmopolitan enough for a Metro D.

Metro D by The Grumpy Pumper January 9, 2013

Metro'd 

To take the D.C. metro system somewhere.

I metro'd over to his place!

Metro'd by Soph88 April 9, 2011

Me Too'd 

Uh-oh! UH-OH! RUSSELL! What happened!? Ohohohoho... THAT does not look good! Sounds like there's a rape-kit that coincides with one of the allegations and everything! That is not good. Hilarious too me because I get little-to-no recognition and am not a rapist but HE (on the otherhand) gets quite a bit of public recognition and SEEMS to be a rapist! There's, like, an irony element that makes it kinda humorous to me.

Hym "Ok. Let's jot down the chronology of events right-quick.... So I'm in the sex cult (Where women are almost certainly being brought to a retard who is there explicitly for sexual impropriety) and I have the sneaking suspicion that not only is my online activity being monitored but I'm also being monitored as I move throughout the community. I find that a movie is using my monologue and a DIFFERENT movie is using my punchline. THEN I'm fired from the sex cult. I hang up the cowl and go on with my life. Do some gig-work. Inflation hits. I live in a state of privation for an extended period of time. My car breaks down. THEN I find out people ARE AWARE of me and are likely aware that everything I've said is true. THEN I start seeing a bunch of ME-INSPIRED shows coming out.

THEN my content starts getting promulgated by a bunch of different creators without my existence being formally acknowledged. THEN an imiTATE-or unironically acts out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan (cam-girl site and casino) and becomes the most famous person on the planet by saying things I've said in the past and is promoted by the very same people who are actively cannibalizing me (in abstraction). THEN I'm mocked for being the guy who is having all of this taken from him. And ONE OF THE GUYS DOING THE MOCKING! Is an actual rapist (allegedly) and is running around, shoving his dick down 16 year old girls throats and drooling into their mouth-holes! But at least he apologized afterwards. I'm not qualified to talk to Sam Harris. But HE is. That's the world we live in. THIS GUY... Withholding information from me that would not only vindicate me but radically improve the quality of my live... Just so happens to be a rapist (Allegedly). Which would explain why he's not team retard. So... Here we are. We're fully caught up. This was supposed to be about Russell Brand BUT I felt like this would be a good time to recap what we're dealing with here. So, here I sit. Russell has been Me Too'd and I have done nothing wrong ever. I (a NOT rapist) could be hanging out with Chloe Grace Mortez right now! This is all kinds of horseshit!"

Me Too'd by Hym Iam September 18, 2023

D.C. Metro Ghetto Area 

D.C. Metro Ghetto Area - (noun) - Washington, D.C. Metropolitan Area - The District of Columbia and immediately adjacent jurisdictions to include Montgomery County, MD, Prince George's County, MD, Fairfax County, VA, and Arlington County, VA.
Washington, D.C. is one of the largest and most violent urban regions in the United States. In the 1990's, D.C was the murder capital of the U.S. In present day America, the Washington Metropolitan Area is home to some of the largest and most notorious gang population including the Bloods, Crips, MS-13, Latin Kings, Vatos Locos and Gangster Disciples to name a few. Violent crime is a daily occurence in D.C. and its immediately surrounding areas of Maryland and Virginia. The area is a cess-pool of illegal immigrants and a melting pot of cultures. Crime and events that once topped the nightly news have become second-page information in the Washington Post and regional nightly newscasts in the D.C. Metro Ghetto Area. Drugs and weapons flow on the streets like the blood they draw. The D.C. Metro Ghetto Area is the home of the most powerful politics on the planet. Daily commuter traffic tops the charts of the worst place to drive during rush hour, and environmental polution is a rapidly increasing danger. The D.C. Metro Ghetto Area is home to a multitude of prime terrorist targets, including the White House, multiple international airports, the Metro system and home base of countless federal government offices. The area is a prime example of the failure of gun control and a drug laws, and the poster child for the need of expanded public safety services, better education and hardened government.

People who proclaim to be from D.C. must reside within the confines of the District of Columbia and immediately adjacent jurisdictions to include Montgomery County, MD, Prince George's County, MD, Fairfax County, VA, and Arlington County, VA. The D.C. Metro Ghetto area is rapidly expanding by population to include Frederick County, MD, Anne Arundel County, MD, Charles County, MD and Prince William County, VA.

D.C. Metro Ghetto Area by Lev Doe May 17, 2007

D.C. Metro

The most piece of shit mass transit system ever erected by the U.S. government. It not only runs late and is unreliable on every aspect whatsoever, it smells like garbage and you might get tetanus or AIDS just by sitting or holding on to the rails inside the car.

The stations have racist cops, their escalators never work, and when operating it sounds like an elephant getting smashed by a garbage truck. The stations are never air conditioned despite bragging about having installed new ones. Their also frequently visited by ugly people.

Some violent incidents and grievances occur on the Metro on a daily basis. These include drivers leaving the wheel and fighting the passengers, hobos stabbing people randomly, and gays obnoxiously bragging about the pointless shit they buy at the Georgetown Banana Republic.

Also expect to wait 20 to 30 minutes for a train. You can check when a train is coming by the oh-so-efficient new Metro app except it doesn't fucking work, 'cause there is never service!

Due to high crime rates and drug trafficking, D.C. Metro no longer offers services to Northeast D.C., mainly the Howard/Shaw stop.

Washingtonian 1: "Hey why hasn't the train arrived yet? I've been standing here for 45 minutes. And the person next to me smells like shit."

Washingtonian 2: "What are you, fucking retarded? You're using the D.C. Metro to get to work?"

D.C. Metro by SweatyDCBallsack July 22, 2010

If young metro don't trust you 

The intro to almost all the songs produced by music producer Metro Boomin as said by Future.

Future: "If young metro don't trust you, I gon shoot you"

Jimmy: "IF YOUNG METRO DON'T TRUST YOU IMMA SHOOT YOU."
Ron: "No, I don't think he trusts you because you can't even say it right..."

If young metro don't trust you by The haker July 22, 2016

Young Metro Don't Trust You

Meaning that you are going to be shot soon

If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gonna shoot you

Young Metro Don't Trust You by MagnumDONG June 16, 2016