Meth Tarts 

A super-sweet, tart candy that comes in many colors. Shaped like miniature hockey pucks, and works like Meth-amphetamines to supercharge a small child's metabolic systems.

Sometimes there are necklaces made with the candy,
this is just a way to conceal the drug for conspicuous transport on the mean streets.

*Note* Will probably be a class 1 controlled substance (much like Extacy) in the near future.

Little Andy has been bouncing on his bed like a Jack Russell Terrier for two hours straight, the influence of Meth Tarts is most obvious at this juncture.

My five year old niece just took a bite of a dog that was trying to play nice, looks like her Daddy fed her Meth Tarts again!

Meth Tarts by Stoogin-Poogins August 7, 2006

Methtarted 

When meth has changed the way one thinks and is full of irational ways of thinking, one has become Methtarted and is now a stupid fuck for doing meth.

I.E. James was once a wonderful person to be around 24/7, but he got fucked off on meth

and became Methtarted and a dumb ass.

Methtarted by OGjimmybones April 20, 2019