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Metaformal Philosophy

The branch of thought that questions whether anything actually has inherent form, or whether form is just a convenient illusion our minds impose on a shapeless universe. It asks: Is a circle a real thing, or just an idea? If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to perceive its tree-shaped-ness, is it still tree-shaped? And if you dream of a square, is that square less real than a square drawn on paper? Metaformal philosophy is the art of realizing that the boxes we put things in are themselves just things in bigger boxes, and the biggest box of all is the universe, which may or may not have a shape we can comprehend.
Example: "Staring at a coffee mug, he entered a state of metaformal philosophy. 'Is this mug inherently mug-shaped,' he wondered, 'or is its 'mugness' just a temporary arrangement of atoms that my brain has been trained to label as a container for hot beverages? And if I call it a hat and put it on my head, does it become hat-shaped?' He then spilled coffee on himself and realized that, philosophically, the mug was still a mug, but practically, it was now a mess."
Metaformal Philosophy by Nammugal February 14, 2026
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026