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Metaformal Philosophy

The branch of thought that questions whether anything actually has inherent form, or whether form is just a convenient illusion our minds impose on a shapeless universe. It asks: Is a circle a real thing, or just an idea? If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to perceive its tree-shaped-ness, is it still tree-shaped? And if you dream of a square, is that square less real than a square drawn on paper? Metaformal philosophy is the art of realizing that the boxes we put things in are themselves just things in bigger boxes, and the biggest box of all is the universe, which may or may not have a shape we can comprehend.
Example: "Staring at a coffee mug, he entered a state of metaformal philosophy. 'Is this mug inherently mug-shaped,' he wondered, 'or is its 'mugness' just a temporary arrangement of atoms that my brain has been trained to label as a container for hot beverages? And if I call it a hat and put it on my head, does it become hat-shaped?' He then spilled coffee on himself and realized that, philosophically, the mug was still a mug, but practically, it was now a mess."
Metaformal Philosophy by Nammugal February 14, 2026
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004