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Metaepistemological Philosophy

The ultimate branch of thought that questions whether knowledge is even possible, and if it is, whether we can know that we have it, and if we can know that, whether that knowing counts as more knowledge or just more recursion. It's the field that has spent millennia asking: What is truth? Can we ever be certain of anything? And if we can't be certain, why do we keep trying? Metaepistemological philosophy doesn't provide answers; it just provides increasingly sophisticated ways of saying "I dunno." It's the philosophy that leads either to a state of profound wisdom or to a complete mental shutdown, often both at the same time.
Metaepistemological Philosophy Example: "After a lifetime of study, the old philosopher reached a state of pure metaepistemological wisdom. A student asked him, 'Master, what is knowledge?' He smiled and said, 'I know that I do not know, and I am no longer certain that I know that.' The student asked if that was wise. The philosopher replied, 'I don't know, and at this point, I've stopped caring.' He then took a nap, which was the only thing he was certain he needed."
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