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Meta - Whore

a whore,slut,hooker,skank ect. without hair.
Alexie and Kayla saw a Meta - Whore standing on the corner of a Bi-Lo the other day.
by Snuffle Luff a Gums December 6, 2006
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metawhore

Somebody that uses excessive metaphors in their speech/work.
A: Inifite strands of glimmering ebony silk dances around the ...
B: Shut up you metawhore, it's called HAIR.
by accidental October 20, 2005
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Megawhore

A woman/man who works behind the bar in a strip club and regularly masterbates over the strippers.
Man: I once had a girlfriend, she was a megawhore. She'd come back from work so wet, I could collect her fadge juice in a cup and use is as lube for the serious buggeration she recieved afterwards.

Woman: My husband is a megawhore, he loves his job an awful lot. God knows what he gets up to.
by PatrickWolf July 24, 2009
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Metawhorephosis

A profound change in form from one stage to the next in the life history of a man as from being born a nobody, rising to super stardom and using that influence to fuck everything that moves.
A complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek sexual relations with global sluts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
Pathology. A type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. For example, athletes who equate the size of their dick to the size of their bank account.
Tiger Woods quickly rose to superstardom status and was idolized by millions. Yet, he managed to keep his life with his beautiful wife and children private. He shocked the world as his metawhorephosis became public revealing that the "golden boy" had had numerous affairs with all sorts of whores and even fucked the waitress at Perkins in the church parking lot!
by GiddyUpGirlFL December 29, 2009
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Megawhore

A female who is not loyal to her boyfriend because she steals guys from other girls. A short and annoying inconvenience to this world.
Wow that girl Leah is such a megawhore...
but don’t even get me started on Christina.
by Gostoopidaghhh December 3, 2019
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metawhore

One who uses metaphors, similie, or other figurative language in their writing and speech to an unhealthy degree.
Suzie: I am as exhausted as a dog who has just given birth to a litter of puppies.
Sally: You are such a metawhore.
Suzie: That is as juvenile as a fart joke.
by Merany September 8, 2007
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Metawhore

Cringe kids in the Genshin Impact community that only pull for characters that are overpowered and not because of their personality or gameplay.

They enjoy bulling ppl on the internet who use non-meta teams or characters that aren't literally broken like Hu Tao or Ganyu.
Player 1: "Dude why are you using Barbara DPS? She's such a trash character. I can do 3x your damage with my Level 90 Ganyu."

Player 2: "Metawhore, smh. Any character can easily beat all the content in this SINGLE-PLAYER game with the right artifacts and levelling."
by Barbruh DPS :pensive: December 9, 2021
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