Mercy Friend 

Loser with whom you're friendly only because it is the charitable thing to do. Not a real friend. Secretly wish you weren't. In contrast to you, more brutal and decisive people don't have them on principle. Can be a significant risk for embarassment; the relationship is often secretive. Often, a Mercy Friend will be a blackbody.

synonym: Charity Case

coined 1978 by Jaime regarding John H.

A: Why you hanging out with that dweeb John?
B: He's just a Mercy Friend.

Mercy Friend by JaimeG July 22, 2007

Mercy-Friendzone

Friend zoning someone so that it doesn't hurt the person asking out the guy/girl in the process

"I Mercy-Friendzoned this guy last night because he didn't know what he was getting into with me"

Mercy-Friendzone by Johhnyboy.30-06 September 4, 2016