Mer Special

When a female of Caucasian descent gives you oral sex the same night she meets you.

The Special is so named because US Navy sailors positioned in Europe during WW2 would often refer to females as Mers (short for Mermaids). During visits to shore to refuel and stock up on supplies sailors would often try to seduce members of the opposite sex. If a Sailor succeeded in receiving fellatio it became commonly known as the Mer Special.

I was at a party last night and got a mer special in the bathroom.

by Steel Fox June 20, 2006

Mespecial

A "Mespecial" is usually an egotistical maniac and can be either male or female. Highly opinionated,"Mespecial" people are so sold on themselves they attempt to dominate where ever they are. Usually loud for effect, "Mespecials" are so aggressive, others get little opportunity to speak in a conversation. Can almost magically drive the subject back to how important or learned they are, or where they have been, or who they "know". With no knowledge of their obvious malady, a "Mespecial" likes to think he is more learned, well travelled, wealthier or more successful than those he encounters.
A female of this group usually prefers to be called "Mimi" by her grandchildren, but never wants to look anything like a typical grandmother!
Could also be someone with a new position in work, politics or social circles,where he/she is usually easily identifiable.

Nancy Pelosi with her trademark bright lips and important pearls, or Jesse Jackson with his opinionated rants, as well as others who appear to enjoy watching themselves in the news are of the political Mespecial ilk.
A Mespecial has the ability to elbow up in front of any camera within 150 yards of them.
Women who choose to wear bright (usually red) jackets on the Congressional floor are signalling they are a Mespecial.
Other Mespecial examples in the political arena could be Al Gore, Ted Kennedy, or our new vice-president.
Can also be the "prodigal son" in a family business.
"Oh Lord, take cover, here comes the "Mespecial" of the family."

by Catholic devil April 22, 2009