Mental Restardation

A mental condition in which one’s IQ is so low that they maintain a genuine conviction that the stars, their position in the sky at birth, and gravitation pull have an effect on human personality - even despite massive scientific evidence to the contrary. Most affected are scientifically-illiterate obnoxious white women, but anyone is at risk.

Ma’am... we’ve got the test results back and we believe that the brain damage your daughter underwent may have caused a very serious case of mental restardation. We strongly advise that you keep her away from Twitter and Tumblr l’est her condition worsens.

by squitzl December 20, 2020

mental retardation

me

i have mental retardation

by Charuzu April 20, 2022

Mental retardation

Someone mentally stupid.

Conor you have mental retardation.

by Dictionary694208 August 16, 2021

Mental retardation

Anti-vaxxer

Hi I'm an anti vaxxer. I have the highest form of mental retardation.

by FuttBucker_imautistic April 29, 2019

Point of Mental Retardation

when smoking weed, the point at which one gets so high that he/she resembles somebody with some kind of mental retardation. Characteristics include flailing arms at nothing, yelling/screaming at nothing, profound uncontrollable laughter. there is no specified amount that one has to smoke in order to achieve this state of mind because everyone's tolerance is different. everybody expresses their point of mental retardation differently, but it's usually easy to tell when one has reached the point of mental retardation. in conversation, this phrase is typically abbreviated to 'PMR.'

Zach: *hits bong*
Joey: *hits bong*
Zach: WOOOOOOG!! BLA-GEE-GOO-GOO!!
Will: oh damn, is he at the point of mental retardation?
Joey: yupp
Will: shit, should we put him outside or something?
Joey: there's cops rolling around the neighborhood.
Will: oh right

by Delta5plus4 July 22, 2010

mental retardation

everyone in my art class
they wont shut up
ever

Me: My art class are all affected with mental retardation

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

mental retardation

Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.

John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?

Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.

John: What? Why?

Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.

John: Oh.

by jokemonkey March 4, 2008