A dick fuck who wheres a gay red Yankees all day. When a Meleady tries to buy weed they always gets ripped off. Meleadys sometimes even pay 60$ for a slice. Meleadys are also known to have really small dicks and sometimes nickname them "little willy" as they are so small. Meleady's also practice "balls out mode" which means they show everybody their genitals, even if everyone except him in the room is straight.