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Megonkalo 

Megonkalo is an ancient alter ego. It founds among Georgian/Qartvelian nobles that have an IQ of more then 500(Users IQ is needed to suppress Megonkalos powers). Using Megonkalo is a lot like a power up that can be used in short bursts, it grans the user Speed,Strength and Intelligence.

U can tell if a noble Georgian/Qartvelian is using the benefits of Megonkalo if he/she starts acting unusual and their voice changes.

Megonkalo's tend to act like kids, they are very nice and hyper active. But they can get EXTREMELY aggressive towards weebs/otakus, "depressed" teenagers and Russian cs:go players, or any other low intellect beings.

Megonkalos are very good at Minecraft.
Megonkalo:*destroys a fucking Nokia 3310*
Someone: Oh shit he fucked that Nokia 3310 up like its nothing, that has to be thanks to a Megonkalo power up.

*Test in School*
Megonkalo: 1. *Did not study for shit*

2. Poweres up

3. Gets the highest score possible +1

*Random female getting beat up 69km away*
Megonkalo: *Dashes at lightning speeds to save her, cuz RESPECT WHAMEN that's what he learned from PewDiePie.
Megonkalo by SkupSkup January 10, 2020
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Megonkalo 

Megonkalo is an ancient alter ego. It founds among Georgian/Qartvelian nobles that have an IQ of more then 500(Users IQ is needed to suppress Megonkalos powers). Using Megonkalo is a lot like a power up that can be used in short bursts, it grans the user Speed,Strength and Intelligence.

U can tell if a noble Georgian/Qartvelian is using the benefits of Megonkalo if he/she starts acting unusual and their voice changes.

Megonkalo's tend to act like kids, they are very nice and hyper active. But they can get EXTREMELY aggressive towards weebs/otakus, "depressed" teenagers and Russian cs:go players, or any other low intellect beings.

Megonkalos are very good at Minecraft.
Megonkalo:*destroys a fucking Nokia 3310*
Someone: Oh shit he fucked that Nokia 3310 up like its nothing, that has to be thanks to a Megonkalo power up.

*Test in School*
Megonkalo: 1. *Did not study for shit*

2. Poweres up

3. Gets the highest score possible +1

*Random female getting beat up 69km away*
Megonkalo: *Dashes at lightning speeds to save her, cuz RESPECT WHAMEN that's what he learned from PewDiePie.
Megonkalo by SkupSkup January 10, 2020

melonhamster 

Melonhamster is a delightful, wonderful, fantastic person. They're unbelievably kind, knowledgeable, and talented. Melon is a multifaceted icon full of surprises, and I am perpetually impressed by all the things they do and know. As if that isn't enough, they're a sweet and thoughtful friend and all-around lovely.
I simply love Melonhamster with my whole heart.
melonhamster by Melonhamstersimp October 15, 2020

melonhawk 

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Person 1: " I drank expired milk the other day. I was so sick after it"

Person 2: " You're a melonhawk"
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