Medieval bush

Overgorwn, unkempt and matted pubic hair, making sexual penetration difficult, if not impossible, without cutting.

Generally dirty, and smelly due to lack of access to vagina for cleaning.

hey john man! the girl i hooked up with last night had some serious medieval bush going on. I had to eat that shit from the back.

Medieval bush by monkeybones February 9, 2009

Midieval Bush 

A pubic area that has full grown and ungroomed pubic hair, resembling that of pubic area of an unshowered/ungroomed person during the midieval times (due to a lack of knowledge in the pubic grooming trade).

"Ew, you can tell that girl doesn't shower and has the dirtiest midieval bush!"

"No, I would not go down on Cate Blanchette in Robin Hood, celebrity or not, during that era she definately had a midieval bush."

"I've been backpacking for 2 weeks now, I'm starting to get a midieval bush."

Midieval Bush by gongshowhost April 13, 2011