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Meat Sheild

word steming from (and i base this on absolutly nothing) midevil england when during wars they would send the peasants to sheild warriors from arrows and attacks with their bodies, which were,i believe, made of meat.
Fighter from FF1
Meat Sheild by Chaos April 23, 2004
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meat-shield 

The bottom of the curve that saves your grade.
"Hey you studying for that exam"
"Nah the meat-shields got me covered"
meat-shield by Apt420 March 8, 2019

meat shield 

Used in a zombie invasion, a meat-shield is a individual who is viewed as obsolete or as a way to save their own ass by another individual, and they are promptly used as bait on an hoard of zombies at any given time. This technique is very effective in distracting the zombies, and since the meat-shield had no real purpose before, they are given a purpose to be yummy decoy.
Scenario: zombie invasion, wide scale and there is a small group of survivors. One of the survivors, named Steve, does not do jack to help the group and constantly pissing and moaning, making life even more aggrivating for the others.

Steve: #whining and bitching# I'm tired and hungry!! This sucks! I'm going to be the last survivor...Bitch, bitch, bitch, etc...
#hoard of zombies come running in#
Sam:#about to be attacked by a zombie# Meat shield!
#Group tosses Steve into the masses of zombies. He doesn't last long... And the rest of the group gets away and survives#
meat shield by sephrin May 20, 2007

meat shield 

n. Human flesh which obstructs the passage of a projectile (i.e. bullet) from its intended destination. The human in question does not need to be alive to perform this function.
"Die, already! Damn meat shield..."
meat shield by ATX May 4, 2006

meat shield 

Effectively the same as human shield but can mean the use of any sufficient animal.
I would have been nailed by that paintball, but I grabbed Dave and put him in front of me for a meat shield.
meat shield by wtfomgstfu November 1, 2003

Meat Shield 

A person who is sacrificed by the larger group in the event of a zombie invasion to be eaten.
MiMi Paek is useless and therefore, a meat shield
Meat Shield by isapa December 17, 2009

meat shield 

n.
A character in a tactics rpg, i.e. Fire Emblem, who is disarmed and used to distract enemies without inflicting damage or gaining significant exp.
v.
To act as a meat shield.
1.
Fire Emblem Noob: Hey, I got a paladin! Sweet!
Fire Emblem Expert: Take his weapons and set him in front of the lord. Otherwise he'll steal your experience.
2.
Noob: I'm ready to fight!
Captain: Go meat shield a sniper, why don't you?!
meat shield by Masaki July 26, 2006
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