The McCarty Swipe

When you are taking a dump before taking a shower and instead of using toilet paper to wipe, you just go into the shower, soap up your hand, and use your hand to wipe your ass.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I just pulled The McCarty Swipe instead.

by Edi Bowl February 21, 2009

mccarty swipe

When you jump in the shower without wiping sh*t from your a$$.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I jumped in the shower and gave myself a McCarty swipe.

by Qwerto25 April 04, 2016