Matty H 

As defined in the parkour bible, a Matty H is a move only for the bravest of Parkour specialists, many people who attempt a Matty H rarely live to tell the tale. The act of doing a Matty H (or Matt hazing) is to jump over a wall while someone films you from "sick" camera angles. There have been many videos on youTube featuring children trying to attempt the "Matty H".

Person 1: Did you see that guy on youtube attempting that Matty H

Person 2: Yes I did, he scored an 11/10 from me, #swagoverload

Matty H by morgjones13 October 23, 2014

matty healy 

Singer of the band "The 1975" also one of the sexiest males on the planet.

When a girl looks at a picture of Matty Healy

Girl: Can i get pregnant from this?

matty healy by Sabrina ;) March 15, 2014

Matty Healy 

Matty Healy is the lead singer of The 1975. The only thing anyone could say to describe him best is that he is an Emo Lord. Matty likes red wine, Truman Capote, and using the word juxtaposition. Most importantly, he is the father to a puppy named Allen Ginsberg Jesus Christ.

"Wow who is that singing? He has a wonderful voice!"
"Oh that's Matty Healy from The 1975!"

Matty Healy by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 28, 2016

Matty healy 

A rock & roll poet sex god.

He reminds me of matty healy.

Matty healy by zen May 7, 2015

Matty healy 

Lead singer of 'the 1975'. Not a guy quite like him. Hot as hell. High as hell. Likes girls well... like hell. Also has a way with words that'll make you hooked to him the minute he opens his mouth. Warning Matty Healy cannot skateboard.

"I think I'm in love with Matty Healy. His accent is so hot. And oh my he speaks some fluent metaphoric language that I now adore!"

Matty healy by Shonkeredbish April 23, 2017

Marty-H 

The gangsta name for Martin Heidegger, a celebrated existentialist philosopher and the author of Being and Time.

1: Did you read Marty-H's book?
2: Yeah, I'm down with being towards death.
1: Me too, bro. I know I'm dying.

Marty-H by sishu7 April 22, 2011

Matty Healy 

The lead singer of the band "The 1975" , also a common name used to refer to rats

"Hey have you seen Matty Healy? , the lead singer of that british pop band? "
-Yes, he's hot , but they're not a pop band"

Matty Healy by SergiBvs February 28, 2020