Martarpa 

Maar-tar-pa

To voice discontent (or moan) over a situation or event etc.

or

To state when someone is moaning or poking fun at someone who is moaning

Jo has ben told by hs mother to do tidy his room

Jo: Martarpa!!! -.-

or

"Oh dude, my Girlfriend was all like Martarpa at me for staying out late."

or

Bob: Man I just did an epic fail!!!

Jo: *lol* Martarpa!!! :P

Martarpa by Shadow Demon May 10, 2010

Marfart 

When you fart so loud it makes your dick vibrate.

*fart* wow that was a Marfart, that was better than a vibrater!

Marfart by Ian in Bed January 29, 2015

MartWart

A meme on the internet. It is a pun on "WalMart"

MartWart
Tennis ball. yeet

MartWart by Dropped My Idiot July 11, 2018

Martard 

A Martard is a delusional blonde who thinks that lightning will strike twice in the form of 2 Stanley Cup visits to the state of California. Martards are easily distinguished by their shameless love of Arricks and their pleasing demeanor. When you encounter a Martard, leave them in their natural environment as picking them up may cause other Martards to no longer recognize them and even go so far as to disown them. Martards are a fragile bunch and although they are stunningly cute, they do not make good pets. Injured Martards should immediately be given 6 bottles of beer and released in the nearest Octopus-free body of water.

Although the word was originally believed to have been made to taunt a pretty girl who had an unnatural obsession with Patrick "No Show" Marleau, recent rumors place the origin of this word closer to an individual's obsession with Mustard.

You silly Martard, get off my nuts!

Oh Martard, you make me giggle.

Oh no! That Martard just got flattened by Kronwall!

Watch out Martard, there's Ducks in that water! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK.

Martard by ArrickW May 28, 2009

MartMart 

A MartMart is a kid who is rejected by society for his lack of penis size and brain. Has no friends and is just a all around loser at life and also looks towards video games to ease his pain. His name is also usually marty

Dude did you see that kid with know friends?" "Yeah, man That kids a MartMart

MartMart by Ed the bird November 18, 2010

Mararthon 

A grueling 26.2 mile race of drinking in which you run, walk, and use any means necessary (i.e. Public transportation) to complete the route. Unlike a marathon, in a Mararthon the goal is not for time-the goal is to finish and drink as much as possible while you do. Water stations do not serve water, instead you are served alcohol-lots of alcohol.

The water stations in the Mararthon were clutch in keeping me drunk.

Mararthon by Truewords October 8, 2014

martardi

1) Getting retardedly drunk from the consumption of martinis.

2) Arriving late to a martini party.

1) On New Years, Matt got really martardi at the bar.

2) The party starts at 9pm, don't be martardi!

martardi by Mallred February 28, 2011