Mawkward 

-adjective

1. mad awkward

2. the state of being awkward in a mad way

3. lacking social graces or manners, awkward

—Related forms
mawk·ward·ly, adverb
mawk·ward·ness, noun
un·mawk·ward, adjective
un·mawk·ward·ly, adverb
un·mawk·ward·ness, noun

—Synonyms

1. awkward, unhandy, inexpert.

—Antonyms

1. deft, adroit. 2. smooth

1. Dick: H-h-h-hey Sarah

Michelle: My name's Michelle...

Lionel: Mawkward...

2. (stranded at a party 50 miles from home)

Sebastian: Yo dude can I have a ride?

Tucker: Yeah man. My dad will pick us up

(Tucker's father arrives in a Porsche Coupe)

Tucker: There's only 2 seats dude... sorry gotta go.

(Tucker races off into the sunset)

Sebastian: Mawkward...

Mawkward by 12ssmalanskas August 9, 2010

Mankward 

It's a sexually awkward moment between to straight men.

After the winning home run Tom and Rick had a mankward hug that lasted a bit too long.

Mankward by NateDG January 9, 2014

marktard 

Paul's Lover

Marktard and Paul sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G yadda yadda yadda and all that gay shit.

marktard by Paul (P.S. call me please) i'll suck it again! September 4, 2003

Mackwards

That guy you know with absolutely no game, that somehow still has girls falling all over him.

That dumbass gets all the girls. He's lame as Hell.

Yeah, he's totally mackwards.

Mackwards by Slapguts October 18, 2008

mawkward 

mawkward
excessively, simperingly awkward.

1. "I can't decide if 'Miguelito', dry humping Troy's leg, nose twitching like a bunny, is adorable or mawkward!"
2. "The Oprah show's schmaltz factor is off the rails these days, too mawkward, i just can't watch."

(or maybe "...mawkward, i love it!")

mawkward by tess jr January 27, 2009