Mariel Jones

A Female. Usually very sexy. Often times men will describe her as the most sexable girl, but the hardest to get in bed. When a male dreams of girl with large brests covered in chocolate milk they are said to be dreaming of a mariel jones. The ultimate hot girl with all the fetishes of a hot guy.

Dude that girl is such a mariel jones look how hot she is.

Mariel Jones by Tom Bellan February 25, 2009

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Lillie-Ann Marie Jones

Lillie-Ann is a great person she can make you laugh but she has a little hint of devil in her don’t mistake her for somebody else she can be the bet in the world but she can also be a brat

Lillie-Ann Marie Jones is the best

Lillie-Ann Marie Jones by Crushie bill July 24, 2019

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elijah marie jones

a sexy ass dumbass uglyass stupid ass slow ass mean ass fat ass fine ass boy who’s mine & no one can have him cause he belongs to me and i don’t like sharing.

who’s elijah marie jones???

he belongs to yasmeen & she belongs to him

elijah marie jones by copforhoeism March 18, 2020

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Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

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villa joeseph marie highschool

Villa joeseph marie highschool is a highschool located in horsem PA. It is an all girls catholic school. It is the home to spoiled brats who would be nothing without their daddy’s money. Everyone knows they only go their to flex their money on others. Villa is also filled with drama since all the hoes that go their are skanks who talk shit on each other.

I am so glad I decided not to go to villa joeseph marie highschool because it is the home to all the spoiled bitches.

villa joeseph marie highschool by pineapplepizzaaaaaaa February 25, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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