Or "Malemphism," from "Mal," or "Male," meaning "Bad" or "Doing ill," and "Amphi" meaning "On both sides"

(Also Known As: Fractal Fatalism, Theo-Absurdism, Theoabsurdism, and Mirror Morality or "Mirrality")

It's a belief I personally designed (Ryan Black) to explain the observations of the world around me, along with the corruption of the system.

Laconically, it involves the principle that the fate of each human being is altered (by a supernatural influence) in accordance with their respective moral alignments.

That said, AT LEAST 1 of 4 things are certain at ALL times in human existence:

1. The man of good intent will eventually die off and be replaced by the man of evil design who will undo the fruits of the good man's labor.

2. The man of good intent will eventually succumb to the hardships of his morals and the negative results of his goodness, ultimately becoming the evil man.

3. If 1 and 2 does not yet occur, the good man will be forced out of his position by either evil influence or death before one's time.

4. The evil one who eventually takes over shall be replaced by a greater evil, securing the sequence.

Thus, a "fractal" shape - like an imperfect snowflake - is made, the smaller details are not symmetrical, thus effected by the good; the overall pattern of the snowflake remains in tact, since the actions of good can, ultimately, only affect the blades of grass, but not the entire forest. The overarching pattern of evil's snowflake remains symmetrical.
Dave: Are you religious, Jonathan?

Jon: More spiritual than religious, I consider myself a Malamphist

Dave: what's that?

Jon: its somebody who believes in Malamphism: the idea that an otherworldly force, God, The Devil, a random demon, anything, has rigged the system of the world, like a program or alternate reality, so that those who do good are more likely to suffer than those who do evil.

Dave: that would explain alot. Is it like a test?

Jon: perhaps, It could be a way to see how far a good person is willing to go to remain on the hard path rather than the bad easy one.

Dave: I hope there is finishing line at the end. Everybody has a breaking point.

Jon: I hope so too....
by Anscyon July 4, 2023
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