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1) a person who says their w/ jap. girls, when in fact, that person is with all guys.
2) a person who hangs out with mexicans

3) a pervert who stares at girls above his standards
4) a tiny sushi boi
5) a survivor from japans earthquake
6) someone who claims to always be busy, however that person is actually at home drawing up hentai to masturbate to or building transformers
person 1: he says he's at six flags with likee 6 japanese girls !
person 2: WOWWW LUCKY BISHH~!!!
*see's him at six flags with 6 guys...*
person 1&2: HAHAHHAA GAYY FAGGG, such a makito

person 1: did you call him up yet???
person 2: nahh, he's not picking up...
person 1: WHAT A MAKITO!!!

worker: HELLO, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

person 1:uhhh can i get a 1 mochi?
worker: we have many sizes! wat kind would you want?:) we have a makito size, regular size, and a large(1 inch)
person1: dangg, how big is the makito size then?
worker:not worth it, tooo tinyyy, cant satisfy if you know what i mean..
Makito by likesitrough June 28, 2011

Makoto Itou 

Probably one of the most hated anime characters ever created. This character is featured in the anime based off of the visual novel "School Days." In the last episode of the anime, Sekai, a girl who Makoto cheats on by having sex with every girl in his grade, kills him. My friends and I agreed that Makoto deserved to die, and his death was probably one of the funniest moments in the entire anime.
Person 1: Oh my god, did you see what happened in the last episode of School Days?
Person 2: Yeah! Makoto Itou deserved to die! I'm so glad Sekai killed him!

Makoto Naegi 

"Hey look everyone! There's Makoto Naegi the virgin detective! hahaha."
Makoto Naegi by clownshit October 29, 2019

Makoto Niijima 

Makoto Niijima is a playable character in Persona 5.
Makoto Niijima

(also known as)
Queen (Code Name)
Diligent-looking Student
Dignified Female Student
Miss President
Ms. Post-Apocalyptic Raider
Mako-chan
Makoto Niijima by Bkapy June 13, 2019

Makoto Naegi 

Makoto Naegi

Im the ultimate HOPE >:)

Kyoko Kirigiri : Okay Babe.. .-.
Makoto Naegi by MrCockAnBalls March 1, 2021
A cool Japanese guy.
"Sup, Makotz!"
"Hey, sup d-o-g-g!"
Makoto by Samo October 17, 2003
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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