the F(lying) Cakatu of the kapa'a beach park. name means "gift" in Hawaiian. makana's will do almost anything to get by you. and fuck you over no-matter how fucked you already are. then smile in your face like they didn't do it. there usually quite charming and charismatic so don't be fooled by their front. there favorite words are things like "send it", "puppy", "chops", and "vape juice duuuuuuude" this boi is soooo gay and doesn't even know it yet, he cant work for him self and needs to succcc it up and find a sugar daddy. any way shout out to the beachpark!! enough said about this FUKKA!
Makana Ho'onui: GAWD! this makanaboi is like herpes he just doesn't go away. he just keeps coming back to torment us and steal our shit!

look at that mahu riding his skate board wearing womens clothes. oh shit its makana ! hide yo shit hide yo wife and hide yo husband. hes comming and taking everything!
Get the Makana Ho'onui mug.