Magic Media Monkey 

The same as "Magic Monkey" or "Magic Nigger" (but with the emphasis on the fact that this wonderful but largely mythical creature mainly inhabits the wish-world of the liberal media establishment): a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.

Look at that TV commercial - another Magic Media Monkey! Who do they think they're fooling?!

Magic Media Monkey by prairiefire July 5, 2010