Mad Bone

A man who walks around with deer rage. One who possesses excessive hormones. "The frusterated One" a.k.a. "Test" a.k.a. "John Holmes". This guy hasn't gotten any for a while, and is on the prowl looking to end his dry spell and cure his mad bone.

Mark: "Did you see Mad Bone walk into the meeting today?"

Rick: "How could I miss him? He was raging!!! Those eyes..."

Melissa: "What's a Mad Bone?"

by Tommy Bahammy January 28, 2014

mad bone n

two old people fucking real hard

ma you n joe was embarrassing with all that mad bone n

by Gambino6 July 11, 2024

mad bone n

wild crazy loud sex,,where the bed is rock n the wall

man ma you been mad bone n that pig noah again

by Gambino6 July 30, 2025

mad boner

beaver banger of love that is unusually slick and/or hard, generally accompanied by mean sac and hot babes. Occasionally used in gorilla warfare tactics, but only in desperate situations.

hot babe- "man thats one mad boner" (;P
mad boneree- "BUA BUA!!"

by plll December 5, 2003

mad boner

Boner that is exceptionaly smooth and clean. The MAD boner is generally in a good mood but can sometimes bite.

Guy with a MAD boner: "'suuup"
Unsuspecting chick: "OH.. MY.. GOD... can I suck it?? please?"

by Nicolas Porneau December 1, 2003