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McFaggletits 

Word to describe a person who sucks at life. The type of person who everyone loves to hate and who should not be allowed to reproduce under any circumstances. Synonomous with Douche Rocket, a McFaggletits should be left off of the invite list for any social gathering.
"Dude, Zach is such a McFaggletits"
"Yeah, he sucks, who the fuck invited him to this party?"
"I dont know, but whoever did mcfucked up"

or

"Dude, stop being such a McFaggletits"

Mcfaggot 

The new limited edition sandwich at Mcdonald's; contains worthless ass ingredients such as Koko and Mal. Tastes extremely bad but it's just so satisfying to crush koko and mal for some reason.
Wow, the Mcfaggot is really good!
Mcfaggot by helloimnotgood February 25, 2021

Mcfaggatron 

A person who is naive, annoying, or an idiot, whom eats McDonald's a lot and also is a flaming homosexual.
Joe is a mcfaggatron because he eats McDonald and is a flaming homosexual.
Mcfaggatron by TTRR26 July 9, 2010

mcfaggot 

An Irish faggot, usually wearing green and talking too loud.
Random Irish guy: Yee, lookee me green hat and green shoes! I be Irish!

Everyone else: Shut the fuck up, Mcfaggot...
mcfaggot by osibisa October 21, 2007

McFaggelWaggel 

An insult a stupid person or a retard kinda like from superbad
Guy1: Carlos is being a real McFaggelWaggel today
Guy2: Yeah i hate it when he does that

McFaggot 

The biggest faggot conceivable. An individual hated by everyone.
Oh, Tyler's being a real McFaggot.
McFaggot by Th Dude May 23, 2006

Jerry Mcfaggot 

The name given to someone who is either trying to break into a ring by being cool or someone who constantly comments on all posts on the book of face.
James: have you seen what she has put on facebook?
Alex: yeah i know typical Jerry Mcfaggot
Jerry Mcfaggot by klasalben November 24, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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