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MIKE THE COOL ONE 

MIKE THE COOL ONE is the coolest guy around. He is the lead singer in the All-American Surf-Rock band, The Beach Boys. MIKE THE COOL ONE wrote the 1988 song, Kokomo, the greatest Beach Boys song, along with milestone albums, "Still Cruzin", and "Summer in Paradise". But MIKE THE COOL ONE doesn’t just make old music. He also likes to Rap about Hot Bikini Babes with the Cool Kidz😎 MIKE THE COOL ONE is also very Patriotic for his Country, the US of A! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
MIKE THE COOL ONE wants to remind you that he is much better than his weird cousin Brian, who made unhip druggie music in the late 1960's, which was a decade that was supposed to be spent riding in Cars to the Beach and the Hamburger stand in the Los Angeles, California Sunshine! Luckily, Cousin Bri is in good hands with Dr. Landy of Pittsburgh, PA. MIKE THE COOL ONE also gets help from his friend, MIC ADJUSTIN' BRUCE, who is a much better bassist and keyboard player than MIKE THE COOL ONE's Crazy Cousin, Bri.
Person One:"0:35 MIKE THE COOL ONE SINGS!"
Person Two:"GUITAR SOLO 0:57"
MIKE THE COOL ONE:"God Bless America, that's how we Roll"
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026