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MIKE THE COOL ONE 

MIKE THE COOL ONE is the coolest guy around. He is the lead singer in the All-American Surf-Rock band, The Beach Boys. MIKE THE COOL ONE wrote the 1988 song, Kokomo, the greatest Beach Boys song, along with milestone albums, "Still Cruzin", and "Summer in Paradise". But MIKE THE COOL ONE doesn’t just make old music. He also likes to Rap about Hot Bikini Babes with the Cool Kidz😎 MIKE THE COOL ONE is also very Patriotic for his Country, the US of A! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
MIKE THE COOL ONE wants to remind you that he is much better than his weird cousin Brian, who made unhip druggie music in the late 1960's, which was a decade that was supposed to be spent riding in Cars to the Beach and the Hamburger stand in the Los Angeles, California Sunshine! Luckily, Cousin Bri is in good hands with Dr. Landy of Pittsburgh, PA. MIKE THE COOL ONE also gets help from his friend, MIC ADJUSTIN' BRUCE, who is a much better bassist and keyboard player than MIKE THE COOL ONE's Crazy Cousin, Bri.
Person One:"0:35 MIKE THE COOL ONE SINGS!"
Person Two:"GUITAR SOLO 0:57"
MIKE THE COOL ONE:"God Bless America, that's how we Roll"
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