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MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER 

CONSISTS OF multiple SEX ACTS done to a MANDATORY SHITEATER who has to do or has done to them at a MANDATORY SEX PARTY iwhich is MANDATORY to attend so you won't get arrested.
OK, do this guy in AFRICA had SHIT SMEARED everywhere by others all over their anatomy and ANAL ALAN the SHIT you just made the as the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER as at the MANDATORY SEX PARTY you will be told to take off all your clothes go to the STAGE where you are asked and hand the cannisters of SHIT too the STAGE EMCEE and the ones responsible will be the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARERS as all over your body you being the SHIT SMEAREE they will SMEAR SHIT and in order to GO IN DRY as you did they have to first let all the SHIT dry as they do have the SHIT FANS as you've seen them and by you ANAL ALAN standing where the SHIT HITS THE FAN. drying your SHIT and after all the SHIT DRIES you get TRAUMAUCKING A PEDOPHILE TREATMENT where they go in dry as the ASSH0LE has been prepared for the SEX ASSHOLE DICK BALLS ORGY at the SPORTS BAR where the origin of TICK TOCK SPLOTCH , TIK TOK SPLOTCH, TICK TOK SPLOTCH , and TIK TOCK SPLOTCH rule as well as you must MANDATORY CUM at the SEX PARTY.
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