Love godess 

This is a type of food, after a bite of the Love Godess one gains a feeling of amaizment & instantly falls in love.

This grows from the tree of love which can be found in the mystical gardens of pradeeze.

I will search high & low, until I can find the 'love godess' and bring it to my love.

Your so beautiful that it feels like I've just had a bite from the 'love godess'!

Love godess by x <3 x December 31, 2008

Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess 

The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.

"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."

Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess by Genovation September 9, 2011