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Loudon County

One of the messiest dumps in East Tennessee. It is home to 4 major hicktowns, Lenoir City, Loudon, Philadelphia, and Greenback. The inhabitants of this shithole are very ignorant and close minded. Mainly Republican and White, they are intolerant to everything but country music, NASCAR and some Rocky Top football. Loudon County has a VERY high teen pregnancy rate, yet none of these filthy whores ever grow up to do anything productive but bitch, complain, and reap child support. Mexicans, and Hispanics cram into Loudon County, draining the fuck out of the economy, while their little children post up in school hallways pretending to be in MS-13. They can afford to max out their Pinto's, as long as they live in 2 Bedroom Apartments and do laundry at the laundromat. There are barely any job opportunities, but maybe there will be once they finish construction on Highway 321. The Crime rate isn't that bad in terms of murder and shootings, but it's pretty bad considering all that at least 40% of this town has a criminal record, while having an African-American population of 2%. The only way to make lots money in Loudon County is to be involved in the drug trade, which is only for poor trash who have nothing to contribute to society other than waste taxpayer money while they sit in Jails and Prison. The public school system isn't that great either. Students' only wishes are to get the hell out of this area as fast as possible. This area has nothing to offer.
Sam: Well, my hopes and dreams have failed me, Might as well settle here in Loudon County, Tennessee

Joey: Yep.
Loudon County by VoiceOfTruthTN April 10, 2011

Loudon County

Defined by one of the three "NOVA" counties that make up "Northern VA". Loudon County is the most expensive county in Virginia. Filled with a half million illegals and foreigners. The dem-run county let's these people run wild up here. The high cost of rent and housing prices forces most single professionals to quickly move out of the area. The traffic is horrendous and people drive reckless and aggressive.
Loudon County makes up one of the counties that is defined by "Northern VA" or "NOVA". The area is defined by and extremely high cost of living, rent, housing prices, millions of foreigners and illegals, horrible traffic and aggressive, reckless drivers. Those who are single and move here from other regions, quickly move out, because they realize they cannot afford anything more than a 1-bdrm apt.
Loudon County by radford university February 9, 2023

Loudoun County 

One word: rich
If you're sitting at home and don't have a life, come waste it with us.
guy 1: *throws a penny in a fountain*
guy 2: *throws wallet overflowing with money into fountain*
guy 1: dude what the hell, you must be from Loudoun county
Loudoun County by realtionary February 2, 2015

loudoun county 

A Northern Virginia County that begain between 1725 and 1730 whem the area was owmed by Lord Fairfax. Loudoun, like many Virginian counties, has a large weatlth of historical markers and sites, most concetrated on the more rual western end of the county. Some historical credits include many battle sites, as well as Mosby's Rangers, and the western end's Quaker architecture. Loudoun County has recently been titled as the Country's richest county and is the 8th fastest growing county in the nation as of March 2006 as stated by the United states Census Bureau. The county seat has been Leeseburg since 1757

Loudoun is often know as L.C. or Lo.Co. by those familiar with the area
I am going to be back in Lo.Co. this weekend, lets visit the Mosby Heritage Area, there are some good vineyard out that way.

Wendy Pepper from Project Runway lives in Loudoun County
loudoun county by Nicole Denson September 28, 2006

Loudoun County High School

an amazing school filled with s***heads and potsmokers. one of the hardest grading scales of the U.S.. this place sucks.
John: I go to Loudoun County High School
Mike: wow your a fag

Loudoun County 

A county in Northern Virginia that is half an extension of Fairfax, half cowfield. Those in the West hate the East, we consider any neighborhood where the houses don't cost at least 500 grand "the Ghetto", and is also the main supporter of Abercrombie and Fitch in all of the U.S. Also known as The L.C. to many of it's residents.
"You got a new Coach bag for the fox hunts?!? That's so Loudoun."
Loudoun County by LCGirl May 13, 2005

New London County 

The diverse, heroin-infested county of southeast Connecticut. Has two Indian Casionos and some of the finest beaches/seafood. Many of the towns are working-class New England towns with Irish/Polish/Italian Catholics and some Blacks/Puerto Ricans. Cities are mainly Latino/Black but have more of an ethic-white presence than down south/out west. Rich towns include East Lyme, Old Lyme, and Mystic which are all on the coast. Cities like New London and Norwich are relatively small for cities, but still diverse. Norwich is more rundown but New London has more gangs. Pawn shops, Packies (Liquor Stores my bad!), gun shops, motels, and rundown gas stations are everywhere.

Heroin/opiates are a huge problem in the area and overdoses are at an all-time-high (end of 2017). The drugs come in to New London/Norwich from NYC/Providence and then get distributed to towns like Montville, Salem and Ledyard. From there they make their way to the rich towns. This is because rich people would rather get their drugs re-distributed from a poor Irish Catholic or Polock compared to a Puerto Rican/Haitian.

There are two Native American reservations that are home to the Pequot and Mohegan tribes respectively. The Mohegans are usually white and the Pequots are usually black. Makes no sense right?! Both groups still get free houses, cars, school, food, and more.

Lots of us have Rhode Island accents.
Blake: Christopher, would you care to go to Mohegan Sun Resort Casino in New London County and get free drinks at the slot machines?

Christopher: I’ve watched enough Shameless to know that poor Irish Catholic criminals and needle-infested streets are not my cup of tea. Neither are Italian politicians or violent, gun-toting Haitians.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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