Leif Sloan

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A man who does calisthenics. He has a legendary bloodline. His grandfather was an infamous climber who would climb the holy lands of your mother’s pussy. His father created National Geographic and is a skilled archeologist. His brother Oliver packs a huge 1000$ telescope for which he shows off to his girlfriend Jacqueline. Leif went to a tennis camp in Wake Forest North Carolina where he learned how to jerk off to the tennis balls. He thinks he is the main character, but that role is reserved for James Chen. Whenever Leif fucks a girl he says he will give her the one piece. Leif’s penis curves like an L. You may think that is a problem, but whenever he gets a boner, his penis becomes so long that it doesn’t even matter because he will rail you sideways.

Omg this guy’s penis was so weirdly shaped but so long. He kept telling me that the one piece was real and that he would give it to him. What even is a one piece? Sounds like you have a Leif Sloan.

Leif Sloan by Brxsr February 2, 2023

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briefcake

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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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