Leaky Cauldron

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1) When a man urinates with an erection inside of a woman's vagina.

2) When a man urinates inside of a woman with a condom on, pulls out, ties off the condom and slaps the shit out of his bitch with the piss-filled condom.

3) A wizard bar in Harry Potter. No piss involved.

Doug: Yo, why is your biznitch so pissed off at you?

Jordan: That's ironic. She's pissed because I gave her a leaky cauldron and my piss got all over her.

Doug: Isn't that in Harry Potter?

Jordan: You're such a fucking virgin. (explains alternate meaning of leaky cauldron)

Doug: *High Five*

Leaky Cauldron by jtizzle94 December 2, 2009

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Leaky Cauldron

Eating cereal out of the ass during foreplay and the “bowl” releases a fart(s) causing a boiling and bubbling effect.

We started our honeymoon out with a leaky cauldron then had passionate sex.

Leaky Cauldron by Ava jj August 30, 2026

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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