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When a man is sitting on the coutch and a lady friend comes to sit by you and you stick your thumb out for her to sit on.
Come sit over here so i can give you a Lazy hitch hiker
by dirtbiker1488 July 22, 2009
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lazy hitch hiker is the man that sits next to the road with his thumb out rather than standing or walking.

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A sign sold by Midnights Madness in the form of a giant thumb to help lazy hitch hikers get more rides.
I'm not picking up that lazy hitch hiker. that guy is so lazy he can barely stick his thumb out.
by Sean the Buffalo December 02, 2010
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