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1. When a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to ejaculate in his partner's mouth, however releases too early and ejaculates on her chest.

2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.
I was with Ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the bastard came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!
by Adam Hopkins. February 20, 2011
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