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Law of Spectral Laws

The principle that laws themselves exist on a spectrum between absolute and relative, with infinite gradations and multiple dimensions. Under this law, no logical law is purely absolute or purely relative—each occupies a position in spectral space defined by its universality, its domain of application, its historical development, its cultural embeddedness. The law of non-contradiction is near the absolute end (few systems reject it entirely); the law of excluded middle is more relative (many systems modify it); most logical laws are somewhere in between. The law of spectral laws recognizes that logical laws are not a binary set but a continuous field, with some principles more foundational than others, some more context-dependent, all part of the spectral landscape of reason.
Law of Spectral Laws Example: "She mapped logical laws using spectral analysis, placing them on spectra of universality, foundational status, cross-cultural presence, and historical persistence. The law of identity was high on all spectra; the law of sufficient reason was lower on universality, higher on cultural specificity. The spectral coordinates showed why some laws felt absolute and others felt optional—they were differently positioned, not differently valid."
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016