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1. Pedophile, rapist, cum guzzling military-wannabe

2. A nickname to one who contracts and spreads Hepatitis C by fucking young Eskimo boys

3. A coward, one terrified to face an adversary. See definition for 'pussy'.
1. Police confirmed they have a suspected LareBear in custody, bringing an end to the mass molestations of small prepubescent boys that has been plaguing this small town.

2. Wow, after he put it up that Eskimo kids ass he totally turned LareBear.

3. John was such a LareBear that he couldn't even fight Tim, he had to put nails in Tims driveway and slink away in the night like a dripping little vagina.
by Kumasan December 06, 2008
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