Typical Mitsubishi Lancer driver: Very tiny, blonde female who wears huge sunglasses that never come off(even when giving head). Has a very high pitched voice which resembles that of a mouse. Also yaps on her cell phone non-stop to random people.
Mr. Moneybags: Is that Lancer Chick?
90's Ford Enthusiast: Hell yeah it is!
Mr. Moneybags: What is she like 4 foot tall?
Jay Leno: Ich würde Sex mit, dass wirklich gute aller Zeiten haben.
90's Ford Enthusiast: Hell yeah it is!
Mr. Moneybags: What is she like 4 foot tall?
Jay Leno: Ich würde Sex mit, dass wirklich gute aller Zeiten haben.
by Rick"Everyday I'm Hungry"Ross October 24, 2011
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