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Laker Academy 

An alternative High School for only the finest of goons.
Required G.P.A. of at least 0.5 or lower. Hoodlums and hood-rats as well as 7 mile goons and your everyday $2 hoe get there education done right at laker 8 am to 3pm monday-friday.

Why get your G.E.D. when you can drop-out and get your diploma at Laker Academy!
Boss Flosser: I be up at Laker Academy all dayyy son
Goon: Word I be surveying stos up at joes crab shack during lunch ive got hella cliental
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Hidden lake academy 

A residential treatment center for troubled youths in north georgia. hidden lake's acryonym "HLA" has been very well descriptively dubbed "Hitlers Last Achievement" by the student body. It is run by an extremely greedy, perverse individual. the school is currently the defendant in a multi-million dollar class action lawsuit.
"bobby got sent to hidden lake academy because his parents thought he was gay"
Hidden lake academy by Ken Spooner December 20, 2007

Twin lakes academy middle school 

Worst school ever everyone there is gay and fake periodt
Hey did u hear of twin lakes u mean twin fake twin lakes is so fake so it now twin fake twin lakes academy middle school

Lake Forest Academy 

Lake Forest Academy(or LFA), a boarding school located in Lake Forest IL. Demographics contain: white people, white people, and white people!(Jk but srsly it's like mostly white people it's Lake Forest IL let's be fr).

A pretty damn wealthy school(it's a boarding HS in Lake Forest bro) with a fun little gym overlooking their volleyball court! Their hockey team is just strange. Straight up strange. Beware! They bite(they won't actually but they'll bark at you if you're a visiting team while on all fours and do some weird canoeing motion). Embarrassingly and hilariously just bad. If you try to speak up about the harrassment from their students during volleyball games the school will make up some bs about "mad dog" being a core part of their school spirit!! Also they literally cannot get names right despite being given team rosters. If you're POC, you WILL be confused with literally any other person with a skin color that shares 4 hex digits with you. Regardless of your different jersey numbers.
Person 1: omg did that ref just call me person 2?? We don't even look alike... is the hockey team fr barking at us?? Is that his friend holding his lanyard like a leash?? Damn ig live laugh love the furry life my dude.

Person 2: that's Lake Forest Academy for you. Why tf did they even choose "caxy" of all frog related terms to be the name of their mascot :skull:

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004