If you really are looking up the definition for the word "lonley" on urban dictionary, than you most definitely are lonley.
by Army of turtle land December 13, 2022
A day to celebrate that your a sad peice of shit. No girl or boy in your life. But thats ok. Spend the rest of your day talking to the one you love just to get friend zoned.
Mom: you need to get a girlfriend
Son: i cant, its national lonley day
Mom: your a usless peice of shit
Son: i cant, its national lonley day
Mom: your a usless peice of shit
by Grandma bertha November 2, 2019
A Lonley man is a sad pathetic male who desperately needs to get laid and has been without a lover for a very long time, possibly forever. He is someone who is not to be trusted. He hasn't had any attention and pussy in so long he may strike in anger. Lonley men are know for being extremely boring , fugly, and suck in bed. He usually masturbates to get relief and thinks of You every time. Beware Lonley Men become Mental and begin to believe that masturbating is not make believe but, it is real to him and extremely creepy
The sad lonley man was addmited into an impatient Mental hospital and found someone just as fucked up as him and finally found ba suitable mate.
by TomCollins1 January 12, 2018