Kristen Beatty 

Kristen Beatty is straight up, fucking awesome! She is pretty much the sexiest bitch you'll ever meet! She has a perfect body, beautiful blue eyes, pearly white teeth, and long brunette hair. Kristen Beatty is good at everything she does and never fails. Girls want to be her, and boys want to be with her! Kristen Beatty can do no wrong! She is so beautiful that just the sight of her makes your heart skip a beat. Kristen Beatty is so good in bed that you will find yourself thinking about her when you are with other women, or by yourself. Kristen Beatty cooks like a chef too. She has never made a bad dish in her life. Many people have said that after meeting Kristen Beatty, if they were to die, they would die a better person. If you have ever had the pleasure of meeting Kristen Beatty, she is probably the best thing that has ever happened to you.

Girl: OMG did you see how beautiful Kristen Beatty looks today?
Other girl: She always looks beautiful, I wish I was her.

Kristen Beatty by sexylady2 October 20, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008