Kristal Harris

The most beautiful amazing girl in the world. She falls off her bed laughing too hard and loves giving D's. She sometimes likes to receives D's from other people. She loves Mike and lives in Montville. She has fake glasses and only stays up till 4A.M MAX! If you ever see her she will just give you a boner. She's so beautiful and every guy would kill to have her. She is now a famous Playboy Bunny and is very sexy. And she's a whore.

Guy: "Hey I'm dating Kristal Harris!"
Guy 2: "Bro I'm going to fucking kill you for her!"

Guy: "Yo see Kristal Harris over there, she's giving me the D."
Guy 2: "Yo I would give her my D but only if I get lucky.

Kristal Harris by Mike Montville<3 January 1, 2012

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krista lea harrison

a girl who suffered and suffered and suffered. 11 year old who had something to do with 12 year old, Tina Harmon and 10 year old, Deborah Kaye Smith

may they rest in pieces
1969-1981 (Tina)
1972-1982 (Deborah)
1971-1982 (Krista)

Me: krista lea harrison was such a nice girl who was picking up aluminum cans with her friend until someon-
Mom: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT

krista lea harrison by youtuber1289 April 28, 2022

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Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

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Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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