Kitty Pants

Kitty pants are any sort of leg wear that contain a cat, the cat may be on the leg of the pant or on a back pocket or seat of the pant. They are frequently worn by virgins and substitute teachers and are often accompanied by a matching seasonal sweater. The cat(s) may be embroidered, printed, painted or applied by any means. If anyone owns said fashion disaster, they are discouraged from wearing these pants in public, though the shear fact that they own them is a travesty in and of itself. The women that wear these pants spend most nights alone with a box of wine in their condos with their 27 real cats.

Oh, those are kitty pants. Don't worry, Molly's a virgin. She's allowed to wear kitty pants.

Kitty Pants by Jennnn-ay April 22, 2011