The King of Noobs. Period. Even names such as "Noobus Maximus", "Noobperor", "noobident" and "Noobisimo" can not describe people of these proportions.
King Noobachadnezzar is essentially the God/Father/God Father of all noobs.
by Skyther Gitlow September 9, 2007
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