The most awesome girl in the world, is super gorgeous, with the lamest sense of humor. She’s smart af and has an anime with the same name as her. She will do anything for her friends and has a temper on her, but if you find that bad bitch Kanaria, you better keep her ass.
Example:
Guy 1: DAMMMMNNNN, who is that?
Guy 2: Man that’s Kanaria
Guy 1: NAH THATS KANARIA
George: Holy shit man, last night in the forest I saw some ghosts burning a cross.
Steve: Oh, they're just Klanadians, they're harmless, unless you're a coon.
Canada with a K - Located in the woods of Massachusetts, discovered in 2010 B.C by two young female explorers after they conquered the dreaded beasty. Sadly, soon after Danny Boy stole the treasure.
A smart, funny, happy, annoying and bipolar girl. She loves to just be herself. She can be mean... She is a tomboy. If you make her mad she will forgive you no matter what.... she lies but than she will tell the truth! She is trustworthy. If she likes a boy she will not tell him but she will just smile at you.. she is loyal but she can’t find the right one cause when she does she leaves him so he can do his best..... she is loveable and was planned to be born! She make new friends no matter where she is going! She can act dumb at times but she is super smart!! She loves to play sports ( she can’t pick a sport but loves to play) she is very tiny.. like a teddy bear and very very love-able .... she is gorgeous, beautiful, and amazing.... if you ever meet one keep one there worth it
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!