Kakus Exposure 

Kakus refers to fecal matter. Kakus exposure is the act of getting Kakus, fecal matter, on any part of your body. The most common cause of Kakus Exposure is obviously anal sex, however there are other ways in which this may occur.

After eating the White Tuna Sushi, Bill had to run to the bathroom at Kyogin. The white tuna upset his stomach causing him to have "peanut butter poopie", while wiping for the 18th time he got some of the "peanut butter poopie" on his fingers. This resulted in a minor case of Kakus Exposure.

After sodomizing a camel, Ahmed had Kakus Exposure on his morronga and developed Morrong Fever. His cousin, Obama Osama Barruq, had to run to the drugstore and get some Morrongicillin so Ahmed wouldn't develop Morrong Fever secondary to Kakus Exposure.

Junior had Kakus Exposure after playing with the sheep in his grandfather's farm. Junior has very bad hand washing habits, while at dinner eating fried chicken he contaminated the dinner, now everyone in Junior's family is in the hospital with Morrong Fever secondary to Kakus Exposure.

Kakus Exposure by Kinki Louie May 14, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012